Get ready to unleash your inner Brennan or Dale.
The f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer is heading to Melbourne next month.
There'll be no helicopters and Prestige Worldwide won't be there, but there will be a lot of wine.
Entry's free, with the event selling three different packages all featuring bottomless wine for three hours plus plenty of other stuff.
Hopefully there's also lots of room for activities.
...yeah, alright, I'll wrap this up, it's Saturday September 14. Let's just watch more Step Brothers. (warning: language, of course).